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A female friend and sometimes running partner of the Shallow Man was having a massage in a place in the Rivierenbuurt. The Shallow Man has met many an expat lady that has been on dates with Dutch men that have not led to happy endings. Several disappointed, international antelope, have asked me where they went wrong in their pursuit of the Dutch Lion. The Shallow Man, is, as always, sensitive to the needs of his expat flock. Therefore, at considerable risk to my bespoke tailored three-piece suit wearing self, I have put together a list of deadly mistakes to avoid when dating Dutch men. Dutch men, are probably the luckiest of their species on planet earth.

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A guide to dating Dutch men and women

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A female friend and sometimes running partner of the Shallow Man was having a massage in a place in the Rivierenbuurt.

The Shallow Man has met many an expat lady that has been on dates with Dutch men that have not led to happy endings. Several disappointed, international antelope, have asked me where they went wrong in their pursuit of the Dutch Lion. The Shallow Man, is, as always, sensitive to the needs of his expat flock.

Therefore, at considerable risk to my bespoke tailored three-piece suit wearing self, I have put together a list of deadly mistakes to avoid when dating Dutch men. Dutch men, are probably the luckiest of their species on planet earth. That in itself would be reason enough for every Dutch male to get down on their hands and knees and thank God, Buddha or Allah that they are lucky enough to be born here, but they have an even better reason to be blissfully happy.

Dutch women are, in the opinion of the shallow man, the most predatory women on planet earth. The Dutch female selects the man she is interested in with the precision of a special forces sniper, aiming at a target. The Dutch female is often not particularly interested or fazed by the fact that their target could be married, in a relationship or even as the Shallow Man has witnessed with his own eyes, have their girlfriend present. The Dutch ladies are relentless once they have set their sights on a target.

The antelope calls the shots and the Lion simply needs to drink his biertjes and wait to be hunted. Dutch men, used as they are to having antelope served to them on a denim covered plate, have missed out on this vital part of human relations during their development to adulthood. When out with a Dutch man on a first date, you could be having a lovely evening. He may even have made an attempt at flirting, romance is in the air, everything is looking promising until………..

The previously charming Dutchmen then breaks out into a cold sweat and looks at the bill, at you, at the bill, then at you again, and there is a silence so deep that you can hear the female mice in the cafe coughing. Due to smoking, they are Dutch after all. Do not under any circumstances expect him to pay your part of the bill.

Your date will immediately assess you as being high maintenance, while he drinks his glass of tap water. Dressing up. If you, as an expat woman, turn up for your date, as is normal in most countries, in a nice outfit, stylishly cut shoes, makeup and styled hair, your Dutch date will have a minor heart attack. He is likely to ask you what that stuff is on your face, and if you are planning to attend a wedding after the date. The shallow man advises that on the day of the date, that you put your TV on Nederland een, between 7 and 9 and watch Vandaag de Dag.

Look at how poorly dressed the presenters of this show are and simply copy them. That is what passes for high fashion here. Your date will love you and not fear for the money in his wallet.

Would like to thank all of the ladies that were kind enough to share your tales of dating woe with me. Subscribe to the Shallow Man on YouTube. Pretty much everything you have said, I agree with. Dutch guys are lazy when it comes to flirting and dating. They just expect women to do all the work.

Just… Wut? He is the polar opposite. A total sweetheart. I hope to god this is satire. Article organization is great, and visual presentation is nice. Otherwise, just… wut. Stereotypes exist for a reason. There is, or once was, some truth, but… just no. And Dutch women especially compared to other women in Europe Eastern Europe and Southern Europe tend to be sort of manly and unkempt. And direct, yeah; I can be, too.

Being American, however, we have to be more plastic and beat around the bush. Social norms. Regional maybe? Might be something in Noord Holland given the culture there. Ahhh I am your first comment…I am touched…and btw I am not going to denied it…I am a bitch…But thank you for point it!

Handsome well, thin and tall , VERY straightforward, smooth and relaxed some might describe it as cold, I disagree , great sense of humor, seemed to be very family oriented. Although it was a definite failure, it still made me rather curious of the dutch than want to run the other way.

There is something special about them. Your email address will not be published. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed. And Dutch women? As a person who lives in the Netherlands I can attest to the stereotype. Thank you Ali. Nice to receive compliments once in a blue moon.

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Dating a Dutch Man, Seven Deadly Mistakes to Avoid

A modern European country today, the Netherlands has a highly international character and is well known for its liberal mentality. Dutch men value women, show respect to them, and are used to treating them as independent, equal individuals. They make great partners because they are flexible, tolerant of individual differences, educated, and ambitious. They do not draw attention to themselves, being quite humble.

I met my Dutch boyfriend while studying abroad, and I knew instantly I had met my life partner. Here are a few particular commandments I had to stick to in order to snag my Dutch guy.

Are you single, lonely and wondering where Mr. Right is? Are you continually swiping through Tinder and gasping, thinking, where is he? Then look no further because dating a Dutchman could be just the thing you are looking for! I am no stranger of the Dutchman, he found me in Australia during his world travel and swept me off my feet.

Dating a Dutchman! 13 Reasons why it’s a good choice

So what do Dutch guys look for in a woman? The Dutch newspaper Volkskrant did a big investigation in to find out what Dutch men look for in a woman. Also in the top 3: sweetness and cheerfulness. When it comes to looks, most Dutchmen said they find the eyes of a woman important. Second are breasts and bottom. Tip for girls in love with a Dutch guy: Dutch men like a more natural style. Natural maybe, but high heels are still considered attractive.

9 Reasons Why Dutch Guys Are the Best Guys to Date

Learn how to navigate the world of dating in the Netherlands with our guide to understanding Dutch men and women and the local dating culture. Similarly, not all Dutch women are ball-busting supermodels. Understanding these traits and the mindset of Dutch men and women is key to navigating the local dating pool with ease; especially as an expat. It will also help you avoid any misunderstandings further down the line when you are in a relationship. Luckily, this guide is here to help by providing the following information:.

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The 9 commandments of dating a Dutch guy

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Dating a Dutch man, the mistakes often made my expats on their first date with Fedde La Grand and Armin Jan 16, - Uploaded by Amsterdam Shallow Man.

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  1. Samumi

    It — is intolerable.

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